Coke Zero


Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Coke of the future should be a thing of the past

BY: - October 7, 2023

As an unapologetic fan of Coke Zero, I have Zero interest in trying Coke’s newest version, which, the company claims “tastes like the future.” Yummy! Nothing says mid-afternoon pick-me-up like a tall glass of climate hellscape and autocratic rule over ice.  Too dark? Well. They started it. To make things even stranger, the new taste […]